Every so often you do something that seemed like a good idea at the time, but later turns out to be a moment of madness. Last weekend I had just such a moment.
I was walking around an indoor market looking at the various stalls and came across one that puts custom wording on baseball caps. Just for fun I thought I would get one with my company name on it.
Once I got home I realised this was pretty pointless as I could never actually wear it outside the house. Anyone seeing it will think I am a corporate drone for wearing a company cap outside of work. They will also have never heard of the name and so assume I make widgets in a manufacturing factory.
Here is a picture of the said cap on the head of the single corporate employee.

I have often been called a code monkey but always assumed it was in reference to my coding skills. Seems I was mistaken.